Fun with exam gloves...

No, I'm not going to write about "playing doctor" but I'm wondering how twisted my family is in comparison to many of you when it comes to what happens while waiting in an examination room where exam gloves are available.

First, the purple ones that they have here seem to immediately create a scenario where it turns into a balloon, which depending on how long the wait is can create a game scenario that can only be described as "udder ball". In a pinch the white ones will suffice though those seem to be more popular to wear on one's head as some type of a rooster...