Thursday, July 28, 2005

STOP the Presses! Urgent headline from CNN

Roberts documents reveal a conservative

Yes, that is the headline from CNN. Surprised at that? I most certainly was, after all I fully expected him to be a Liberal.



Cyberseaer said...

Gee, that's a surprise. Bush wanting a conservative on the bench. I bet they didn't even do a background check on Roberts. I bet they just picked his name out of a ten gallon hat, then shot everyone in the White House who didn't agree with this method of picking out justices for confirmation.

PLEASE CNN!! This is news?????!!! What the pond didn't drain yet that might have that teenaged girl in it in Aruba? Well, BIG FUCKING DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When a story breaks and reads like this, there is only one conclusion I can make. It is a slow ass boring news day. Hell, four kittens hanging on to dear life over the Grand Canyon beats this Roberts news piece.

I would like to now say I'm sorry for my lewd and offensive comments while making my point. I do not want to go down in history as being an excite board troll.

I would also like to comment that I have noticed that the 300 character limit on comments on this blog appears to be gone and I thank you Lisa for taking care of that. But I am still waiting for your power to raise so that I can get my PB&J Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream back. That last sentence also makes for a better story that the Roberts is a conservative story.

Lisa Renee said...

hehehe after I get done laughing I might be able to respond better,

so for now I will assure you as I posted above that I am very much on top of the PB&J ice cream situation and consider that a top priority in my continued humanitarian efforts.


Anonymous said...

What do people expect from the Clinton News Network.

Jonathan said...

In other breaking news:

Former President Clinton's first name is really "William", not Bill


Secret recording shows that Howard Stern is really a "shock jock"

or maybe

The sun rises in the east and sets in the west, experts say

The News Writer said...

mmm... perhaps it didn't translate so well, but The News Writer took that CNN headline as ... sarcasm. She has reason to think it true.

Lisa Renee said...

I was being slightly sarcastic since I thought we all realized by now that John Roberts was a conservative.

Maybe CNN was late to it as a story but I didn't think there was anyone left that paid attention to the media that didn't know that his previous record was pretty much...conservative.